Stupid News Stories

So I was reading this news story and could not believe how stupid it was...

(CNN) -- One woman was killed and another injured after they fell from a 10th-floor window at an Atlanta hotel, authorities said Saturday.
According to Atlanta Police, witnesses said the two were attending a birthday party early Saturday at the W Atlanta-Midtown.
The pair were "play fighting" when they accidentally crashed through the window around 3:15 a.m., according to a preliminary investigation, said department spokesman Officer John Chafee. It was unclear Saturday where they landed.
The Fulton County medical examiner identified the woman who died at the scene as LaShawna M. Threatt of Atlanta. The cause of death is pending. The other woman, who was unidentified, was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital in critical condition.

Hotel manager Michael O'Donohue said information on the investigation must come from authorities.


"The incident at the W Atlanta early Saturday is very tragic and our thoughts and prayers are with the woman who was injured and the family and friends of the woman who died in the fall," he said in a statement.

The first stupid part is when they say "it was unclear where they landed." Really? Did the dead chick get up and move just to screw over the investigators; I bet they landed on the ground.

The other stupid part is where they say "the cause of death is pending." Maybe the fall from the 10th floor killed her? Or...Maybe after falling from 10 floors she was beaten to death by a squirell. CNN is awesome.